Corrupt A Wish

Played this on several forums.
Basically, the person who starts makes a wish.
The person posting after them must grant their wish BUT add a twist so that the wish is corrupted. Then they make a wish. And so on and so on. Get it?

Example:
Person A: I wish I could live forever.
Person B: Granted, but you'll live FOREVER ALONE.

I'll start.
I wish I could travel through time.

So like this?
You can only travel in time..backwards.

Wish granted, But you traveled through time and stopped your parents from marrying.

I wish I can fly.

@Annie: Yupp. But you needa make a wish too. c:

@Andy: Granted, but you get shot by a hunter who thought you were a deformed wild duck.

I wish I could walk through walls.

Granted, But you accidently walked through your own wall and fell to the ground.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but unfortunately, money doesn't buy happiness. You spend the rest of your life in deep depression.

I wish I ruled the world. (:

Granted, But too bad nobodys alive in the world after you rule the world and you'll be ruling dead bodies.

I wish I can teleport anywhere in the world.

Wish Grant, but you go teleported to the middle of no where and died

I wish I had superpowers

Granted, but you lose control of your powers and explode.

I wish I could find my phone. ]:<

Granted, But you find your phone with pornography pictures and get arrested for CHild Pornography.

I wish I was a virgin again.

Granted, But once you became a virgin again, you find yourself on a bed with an old lady.

I wish I was god.

Wish granted, but the undead legion took you down

I wish i was the LICH KING

Granted, but only WoW players know who you are, so most people ignore you.
(Had to Google it since I didn't know wtf the Lich King was.)

I wish Pokemon were real.

Wish Grant, A chimchar sneezed and burned you

I wish i had a boat

Wish granted but the boat sank since you were too heavy.

I wish i got free porn.

xSummer wrote:

Wish granted but the boat sank since you were too heavy.

I wish i got free porn.

Wish granted but it was child porn so cops arrested you

I wish i was famous

wish granted, you got mauled over by a crowd of haters.

i wish i was an alien

Granted, but you were captured by humans for research and you can never go back to your home planet.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Wish granted, you meet of group of nagas and hydras and they ate you

I WISH I WAS A VINCENT

wish granted, and you happily spent your life pixel arted onto a piece of paper.

i wish chocolate was vanilla and vanilla was mint, and mint was barf :3

Wish Granted, This wish made no sense and I cannot come up with a good responce so you died of herpes.

I wish I did your mom

Granted! BUT, you had unprotected sex with my mom around 15 years ago, which lead to me. Hii daddy. <3

I wish I was a kid again.

Wish granted you are now a kid but a pedobear kidnapped you and you were never seen again

I wish i was Asian

wish granted, but your mom suicide bombed pearl harbour, your dad always closed his eyes and eventually fell into a manhole, and you hung yourself for taking too many classes

i wish yellow was green

Wish granted, but you went to the doctor's office for a checkup and when you tested for a disease, it was the green that was yellow but no one could tell it apart and they thought you tested positive for that disease and then you died because it was apparently a zombie disease thing so everyone killed you.

I wish I could be happier.